Super Size Me

Hi, my name is Paddy Brown and for the next 30 days, I will attempt to eat nothing but Cheese Toasties...Super Size me!

For a similar experiment, simply take: One catering sized bag of Cheddar Cheese...

...Between two and four slices of well buttered white bread (the cheaper the better)...

...and a Toastie maker (Brevel if you're in England, Snackwich Machine if you're in SA...)

...and then bond them together in the beautiful symphony that is a toasted sandwich...

Day1 Supper.
The results are truly mouthwatering and even the Lactose Intolerant Darla is tempted. The delightful blend of melted cheese and crunchy oil-rich bread hint that this sandwich would provide everything a growing 23 year old would need.

Day 2 Breakfast.

Its 9.45am and the sizzling of melted butter and cheese is just whats needed to rouse me from my sleep deprived state and get me ready for the day.
9.50am and I'm chewing my through slice 4. I can feel a layer of grease resting somewhere around my colon...

Day2 Lunch

My doctors have advised that I halt this experiment- not least because it serves no actual purpose and will not serve to further the human race in any way, but mainly because it will make me fat. Well then this will be my swan song, my last cheese toastie for the day...

1.33pm My stomach is cramping and I think I'm going to die...

1.35pm Experiment aborted

1.45pm Fruit filled detox begins...